1. brought up david duchovny on two occasions as my ideal partner and forgot his name both times, so naturally i used the whole “agent mulder of x files” identity- COMPLETE blank faces. like where were you people? X-FILES? cmonnnn that WAS the 90’s  btw, googled his info. checked in rehab for porn addiction? hrmmm, okay, maybe not ideal partner and bit scarred childhood but you can tell he’s a very complex man 

    brought up david duchovny on two occasions as my ideal partner and forgot his name both times, so naturally i used the whole “agent mulder of x files” identity- COMPLETE blank faces. like where were you people? X-FILES? cmonnnn that WAS the 90’s 

    btw, googled his info. checked in rehab for porn addiction? hrmmm, okay, maybe not ideal partner and bit scarred childhood but you can tell he’s a very complex man 

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